(Source: separate-society)

"The tongue has no bones, but can break a heart."

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

(Source: thesesparklingnights)

(Source: g-a-n-g-s-t-e-r)

hellaiiyo:

We were driving past a cemetery and my Dad said in a dead serious quiet voice “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.” And I was really confused so I asked why and he said

“Because they’re still alive.”

Fuck you, Dad, with your creepy Dad jokes.

p0kemina:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

“I cried over a fucking marshmallow last week this all makes sense”

(Source: kaliforhnia)

solazyicanteventhinkupaurl:

I feel as though this is how aslaveobeyss flirts

"Don’t compare me to anyone."

the-personal-quotes:

black & white quotes/GIFS

disenchantinqs:

ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*

xx092813:

cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit